January 2010
125 posts
scrabble
G.ma - you just spoiled something for me then.
Pa - you just scored 36. you can shut up.
jesuisperdu:
If someone narrated your life, would you enjoy it? Would you be entertained by your own life, in retrospect? Would you have musical numbers or just familiar voice echoing your actions with form attached? Would this voice even be soothing or would it irritate you when you notice the words have lost their lust and you wonder why the would someone narrate this in the first? Would it be...
if you want the girl next door go next door
– joan crawford
Honey, I’ve had two bad ones. The third one will either be a charm or...
– Patsy Cline
1. see this is just one small example of why I like you so much.
2. because-i-have-letter-stickers does not count
1. no. because you thought it would be a nice idea and it was.
1. so cute.
But if I’m honest I’ve always thought it’s the things you...
– mark
there i am, merrily typing away about doreen dying and then i noticed she...
– mom
Pick me a winner.
Well I love you so much, but do me a favor baby...
(via jesuisperdu)
my whole life is waiting for the questions to which I have prepared answers
– tom stoppard
they don’t get mad, just sad.
Do you want me to come wake you up?
No, it's fine. I just set my iPod to 'play' so sooner or later I'll hit a genre that will wake me up..
MOM: “do you remember my cousin and her husband?”
DAD:...
1: so why not fish?
2: everytime i smell it i think i'm smelling dead bodies
2: hm. i never thought about that before. it IS dead bodies..
i'm way too impressionable
i only have to watch CSI to wat to move to Las Vegas.
(i hate las vegas.)
(it looks like the dumps in that show.)
(that show IS the dumps.)
i want to DANCE with you
i want to dance with YOU
so thanks for being such an amazing son-of-a-bitch last night. you really made...
– (via itsohkaye)
boy. why you gotta be so handsome all the time?
"watching jim jarmusch movies really makes me want to listen to jazz"
"well, duh."